I have taken to searching Twitter when I’m interested in something timely. So after a recent tweet about how I wasn’t exactly taken with Ted Allen’s new show on FoodTV, I searched to see what others were saying.

A lot of it echo’d my sentiments: this FoodTV/MythBusters show needs a bit more to live up to its origins. But then I came across this tweet and just laughed out loud:

Ted Allen is like if Bill Nye and Alton Brown had a beautiful gay baby

Spot on! (I’m a fan of all three.)

Alas, Food Detectives is a bit like the baby you want to love but are wondering how it got that strange misshapen head.

Hope to see things improve in the future!