One of my aunts celebrated a mid-70s birthday while we were at the beach. I just received a thank-you card (my sister and I picked up a little something for her), and in it, she enclosed the following:

It’s curious that a Google search for much to Zarqawi’s surprise turns up just 10 hits, while my aunt, a 70-something nun who lives outside of Columbus, Ohio, managed to find it and pass it along.