So the latest issue of People has McDreamy, Patrick Dempsey, on the cover.

Now there’s a guy who has gotten *much* better looking as he aged!

But seriously…he named one of his twins Darby. Darby Dempsey.

Ouch!

No, it’s not Apple or Moon Unit, but still. I mean, I like Darby as a name (hey, it worked for Julia Roberts in the Pelican Brief), but the two together? I hope the kid has no other problems growing up!

Update, 3/8/07: I just found out that it’s worse than I thought. Darby’s middle name is Galen. Double yikes! It’s clever that Galen is some early Greek physician, but that’s not exactly the kind of thing to keep you from being beat up in grade school!